Innovative and Magical… Erm… Shoes!!! January 16, 2007
Posted by Jen in : Bits and Pieces, Journal , 6 commentsYay! And hurrah!! You’ll never guess what I’ve found? Yes, ok, the clue was in the title. Yet, verily I say unto you, I have discovered the miracle of Magic Shoes. They are not only very good for Walking About, they also Make You Thin.
It must be true. I read it in a magazine. An advert. With a photo of a pretty lady Actually Wearing The Shoes. And I have to say, she was Very Thin. See? True, I tell you. Earth shoes “help you shed pounds, improve your posture, banish cellulite and reduce stress”. Apparently.
I think there is some sort of scientific mumbo-jumbo to back up these claims. But ‘Magic Shoes that Make You Thin’ is as much technomalogical info as I need ta very much.
I haven’t quite managed to buy said Magic Shoes yet - I was all excited about them and thought I’d share the potential joy with lovely bf as we were nodding off last night.
“Make you thin?” he scoffed in a rather rude manner. “What do they do? Shout things like ‘walk faster, Fatty’?” Yes, I thought you’d agree with me about the terrible rudeness.
And that is not all. He also suggested yesterday that I buy the Janice Battersby workout video . Bloomin cheek. Lovely bf indeed.
Actually, the Magic Shoes are really very funky… I shall be both springy and thin. Then he’ll be sorry. Ha! “LoveThoseShoes.com”. I said that in a telly-advert sort of way, could you tell? Just as if I were a pretty lady wearing shoes. I am too talented.
