Innovative and Magical… Erm… Shoes!!! January 16, 2007
Posted by Jen in : Bits and Pieces, Journal , trackbackYay! And hurrah!! You’ll never guess what I’ve found? Yes, ok, the clue was in the title. Yet, verily I say unto you, I have discovered the miracle of Magic Shoes. They are not only very good for Walking About, they also Make You Thin.
It must be true. I read it in a magazine. An advert. With a photo of a pretty lady Actually Wearing The Shoes. And I have to say, she was Very Thin. See? True, I tell you. Earth shoes “help you shed pounds, improve your posture, banish cellulite and reduce stress”. Apparently.
I think there is some sort of scientific mumbo-jumbo to back up these claims. But ‘Magic Shoes that Make You Thin’ is as much technomalogical info as I need ta very much.
I haven’t quite managed to buy said Magic Shoes yet - I was all excited about them and thought I’d share the potential joy with lovely bf as we were nodding off last night.
“Make you thin?” he scoffed in a rather rude manner. “What do they do? Shout things like ‘walk faster, Fatty’?” Yes, I thought you’d agree with me about the terrible rudeness.
And that is not all. He also suggested yesterday that I buy the Janice Battersby workout video . Bloomin cheek. Lovely bf indeed.
Actually, the Magic Shoes are really very funky… I shall be both springy and thin. Then he’ll be sorry. Ha! “LoveThoseShoes.com”. I said that in a telly-advert sort of way, could you tell? Just as if I were a pretty lady wearing shoes. I am too talented.
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If they are like the MBTs…..i have had mine for a year and made no difference but it does work different muscles and they are good walking shoes.
\ah…..the drams they sell us \;-)
Girl, you can’t know from shoes unil you check out this site.
http://store.pegasusshoes.com
Retail therapy by the pair. They may not be magic, but if you like to shoe shop, there you go.
Liz, I think any shoes that are good for walking can only be A Good Thing! Shoes never make ones bum look big either. I like shoes.
Ooh, Susan, there are some gorgeous boots on that site… and bags too… double oooh… mmmmmm… I wonder whether they deliver to the UK?
I really should be getting ready for work rather than drooling over items of footwear loveliness
Are they like the ones deep sea divers used to wear?
I mean, you’d shed pounds walking into town with them on.
Hey Stuart - I’m never brave enough to comment on your blog!!
Honestly, you men are soooooo scathing about the many benefits of footwear joy! I’m going to blog about pants next I think
Great idea … but they’re not very pretty.
I have just bought red peep toe heels. They are delicious! I can’t walk in them - but they look mighty fine
And yes - pants next. Or nipple tassles.
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