Ok then: 5 Things January 30, 2007
Posted by Jen in : Bits and Pieces, Journal, Writing Bits , trackbackI was tagged recently to write five things that people don’t (generally) know about me. So, here you go:
I have quite skinny legs - similar, in fact, to my dad’s sparrow legs and string-width ankles. As soon as I get back from work, I rip off my suit and put on black thermal pj bottoms and one of lovely bf’s massive, massive fleeces. They come down to my knees. My skinny, drainpipe pyjama’d knees. I therefore look like Max Wall in drag. Gorgeous, I tell you.
Um… I applied for a job in a swanky law firm once. They called my then boss for a reference. He had been out for something of a liquid lunch. His reference?
‘Oh, I can’t speak highly enough of her,’ he said. ‘She has great tits and she can really hold her drink.’
Strangely enough, I didn’t get the job.
I am a secret Emmerdale watcher. I love it. I even record it. Sad, I know. I don’t watch stuff like Harry Hill’s TV Burp though. Oh, ok, I do. Bugger, you caught me out.
What else? Oh, in the privacy of my own home, I drink sherry. Maiden-aunt type sherry - Harvey’s Bristol Cream, in fact. I know. The shame. Part of my drinking addiction is due to confession Number 5, which follows hereunder.
Lovely bf is not lovely at all. He is a geek, a freak and, in his most recent display of splendour, a dancing coat hanger. Evidence below. Please, believe me, I had no idea when I started going out with him. You DO believe me, don’t you??
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Oh my. That hipster shuffle is slightly disturbing yet also slightly liberating. Is he really really your lovely bf?
Ha! I see your maiden-aunt-sherry, and raise you port! Straight from the bottle!
Is official: I have no shame.
Caroline - Disturbing just about covers it!! Yeah… he really really is.
KW - Straight from the bottle!?!?!?!? Gawd, woman, we should party!
my 7yr old ds thinks the hipster shuffle is cool. Didn’t know why I was chuckled the whole way through:-)
I developed a tast for sherry when I was pregnant with ds1, but not too sweet it gave me heartburn! Still love it though.
Sherry rocks. Well, wriggles a little, perhaps…
My kids thought the film thingummy was hilarious. Maybe it’s a boy thing!! :0)
Yay! You did your five things (at last!! - KIDDING!!).
Andrew has got some MOVES!