Slumping and Slurping March 8, 2007
Posted by Jen in : Journal , 6 commentsOr, after a few Mint Juleps, slumping’n’slurping perhaps. Probably without the apostrophes. SchlumpingSchlurping. And uvver stuff.
Oh ‘eck. I’m talking twaddle. Two of my characters are currently in the throes of one of those fabulously drunken girlie chats, talking total b*llocks which makes perfect, perfect sense. Not, I emphasise, a sensible chat brought about by copious amounts of antibiotics and zero oxygen going into one’s lungs.
My characters are having a better time than me.
It’s not fair, not fair, not fair. IT’S NOT FAAAIR. Don’t worry. I’m not shouting. I cannot shout. I have only very small breaths. Ha. Cue Carry On jokes. Not. Just you dare. Seriously.
I am not drinking Mint Juleps. Instead, I am about to make a pie of shepherds. Yeah. Rock’n'roll, man. Yeah.
Do excuse me. I suspect I am not feeling quite myself.
Normal service will be resumed shortly. Well, maybe. You never know.
