Not So Mellow Monday April 2, 2007
Posted by Jen in : Journal , trackbackI tell a lie. I actually am quite mellow. So far. But I suspect I am in the eye of my very own storm. Times they are a-changing. Well, they might not be of course. I’m not sure. Hmmmm.
I am waiting for the anorak-clad insurance man to come and look at my car. It actually looks quite impressive with clumps of deer fur sticking out of the scars and wreckage. I feel quite butch. Just let them mess with me.
ROOAAAAARRR, she said, roaring like a roaring tiger.
It’s a full moon. I have clumps of wild animal bursting forth from my headlights. D’you think I should also mention the level of my hormones to the mild-mannered insurance man before he resumes Friday’s nonsense about writing my car off?
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“It’s a full moon. I have clumps of wild animal bursting forth from my headlights.”
Literary genius!
Although I am not sure which genre it belongs too, I am almost afraid to mention the obvious…
Hormonal Horror?? A brand new genre just for little ole me