jump to navigation

Frolicking with Le Freak April 7, 2007

Posted by Jen in : Bits and Pieces, Journal , add a comment

Lovely bf took me out for an airing this morning. A little walk, he proclaimed, would be just the thing. Just the thing for what, exactly, I didn’t like to ask.

Hours, we were walking. Hours! I think it may have been a punishment. Yesterday, I was feeling a little high-spirited. A day in the sunshine, a pile of books, newspapers and my new found love: Le Freak. I was emboldened by Le Freak. Friskified, even. There was talk of lots and lots of sex to be had ‘later’.

When ‘later’ arrived I was, needless to say, totally and utterly conked out in some sort of car-crash position, dribbling onto a cushion and sporting a sunburnt face. Cue mumbling and slight swearing from lovely bf.

So. Today I have been taken on a very long walk. I am banned from more fortified freakiness of any sort.

le freak

But lovely bf is now in the garden, teaching the dog how to play golf. And I am here. And guess what is in the fridge, just steps away? Yes, my new love. Love should always be kept in the fridge. Keeps it fresh, don’t you know.