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Thinking Thin Thoughts April 11, 2007

Posted by Jen in : Dieting Misery, Journal , trackback

This is it. I mean it this time. I’ve been on diets. I’ve lost weight. I know it works. I have also made the amazing discovery that if I don’t exercise and eat too much and/or drink too much, I will get fat again.

I am now fat again. Bugger. How did that happen? Oh.  Sigh.

Calorie-counting
Patrick Holford’s fat-burner diet
Eating only chicken and eggs - a crazy idea from a 1970s book my mother found at a jumble sale

I’ve tried them all. And, actually, they all work. Eat less, move about more. Doesn’t take a genius.

Oddly, I don’t think blogging burns many calories. Must get off arse.

I am going for a run. Really. The negative self-loathing part of me is in hysterics: Going out in public? In Lycra? Ha ha ha ha haaaaaar, can I watch?

Thinking thin, thinking thin. Not thinking about naughty food at all.

Raaaaah!

Comments»

1. enidd - April 11, 2007

you could try enidd’s diet. it works for her.

2. JJ - April 12, 2007

OOOOHHHH, that’s the secret is it? If only I’d known that I should stop shovelling crap food, and get off my lardy arse to move. Now there’s a novel idea. It sounds a piece of cake…

3. Jen - April 12, 2007

enidd’s diet is very good. the only downfall being that, after a day of food non-eating, the gin and wine make the spiral skies’ swirl and twirl and feel just a little pissed. hmmm. i’m complaining why?

JJ: Mmmmm, cake… d’oh! Food is just so nice… next year’s resolution will be as follows: lie down more, eat more cake. At least it’s achievable…

4. Lucy - April 21, 2007

Totally agree, all diets works if you stick to them. Eat less, do more. Cool blog btw -you should put some pics on here.