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Precocious Progeny May 8, 2007

Posted by Jen in : Journal , 7 comments

Puberty has a lot to answer for. Number 1 Son is currently working on his Brian Blessed voice. Seriously, it makes the cutlery rattle in the kitchen drawer.

Shouting Me: Stop the bloomin’ booming, can’t you? God, I’m going to have girls in my next life.

No 1: Let’s face it, if you had girls they’d be really fat. You’d probably have to live in a bungalow.

I can’t bear it. Really. How exactly did I end up with this creature with huge hands and feet who shuffles about with the body of Hagrid and the tongue of Graham Norton?

Bloody hell.