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Another Life-Enhancing Hint of the Day June 29, 2007

Posted by Jen in : Bits and Pieces , 15 comments

Alert the media! I have made a *sensational discovery: If you keep your perfume in your little bag of *blush* ladies’ accoutrements it will probably leak.

If a quarter bottle of Eau Dynamisante oozes quietly into your emergency Tampax, it is likely to set your loins alight in a most eye-watering way.

* I resisted using the word ’scent-sational’.  It wasn’t easy, as you can imagine.

 
 

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