Another Life-Enhancing Hint of the Day June 29, 2007
Posted by Jen in : Bits and Pieces , trackbackAlert the media! I have made a *sensational discovery: If you keep your perfume in your little bag of *blush* ladies’ accoutrements it will probably leak.
If a quarter bottle of Eau Dynamisante oozes quietly into your emergency Tampax, it is likely to set your loins alight in a most eye-watering way.
* I resisted using the word ’scent-sational’. It wasn’t easy, as you can imagine.
(I’m sure I remember a time when this blog was about writing?)
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OUCH!!!
*laughs*
Sorry. Been there done that. It’s nice to find that someone has shared my pain.
I’m cringing! That isn’t good at all.
Oh, the joys of being a woman eh? I might come back as a bloke in my next life. I’d probably keep catching my willy in my zip though. Sigh.
I’m sure I remember a time when this blog was supposed to be about writing?
Meh - who’s counting?
And, on the, er, other matter, eek. In fact, EEEK.
O.M.G!
oh my god - that sounds agonising. Keep it on your dressing table - the perfume, not the emergency tampax.
KW: I consider ‘EEEEEK’ a most suitable response to this matter. Glad nobody’s noticed about the writing thing… shhhhhh…
Angie: Proof that God was NOT a woman, I reckon?
beta mum: I have just had the image of spelling out words on the dressing table in tampax… like H E L P - no, the ‘P’ would be too tricky. Um… T E A… yes, that would work marvellously. Coolio.
Oh my god, owwwwuuuch.
Simply reading about it is fairly eye-watering. Thank goodness I’m allergic to perfume. However, I do vividly remember a time when I hadn’t washed my hands thoroughly enough after chopping some chillies…
Oh my! Oh my! Owwwwwwwwwww.
JJ: Yes.
Zinnia: Chillies are evil - just a shame they make so many dishes so totally yumbo!
Caroline: Bloody hormones.
Oh jeez! ouch ouch ouch and ouch again! but what an awesome discovery!
I’ll take note of that, Thanks! When you have the tendency, like me, to rummage in your messy, over-packed bag and have bits and pieces flying everywhere (including an odd tampax or two) it would only add to the shame to have a big, wet, swollen, perfume-scented tampon fly out onto the floor, wouldn’t it!??
Glad I stopped by!
Lisa: Awesome but awful!
Rebecca: Crumbs, you make it sound like a scene from a film, cool! Your bag is obviously just like mine with all sorts of embarrassments catapulting out all over the place