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Another Life-Enhancing Hint of the Day June 29, 2007

Posted by Jen in : Bits and Pieces , trackback

Alert the media! I have made a *sensational discovery: If you keep your perfume in your little bag of *blush* ladies’ accoutrements it will probably leak.

If a quarter bottle of Eau Dynamisante oozes quietly into your emergency Tampax, it is likely to set your loins alight in a most eye-watering way.

* I resisted using the word ’scent-sational’.  It wasn’t easy, as you can imagine.

 
 

(I’m sure I remember a time when this blog was about writing?)

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1. Lucy Diamond - June 29, 2007

OUCH!!!

2. Rachel Green - June 29, 2007

*laughs*
Sorry. Been there done that. It’s nice to find that someone has shared my pain.

3. A. Writer - June 29, 2007

I’m cringing! That isn’t good at all.

4. Jen - June 29, 2007

Oh, the joys of being a woman eh? I might come back as a bloke in my next life. I’d probably keep catching my willy in my zip though. Sigh.

5. Kitchen Witch - June 29, 2007

I’m sure I remember a time when this blog was supposed to be about writing?

Meh - who’s counting? ;) And, on the, er, other matter, eek. In fact, EEEK.

6. Angie - June 29, 2007

O.M.G!

7. beta mum - June 29, 2007

oh my god - that sounds agonising. Keep it on your dressing table - the perfume, not the emergency tampax.

8. Jen - June 30, 2007

KW: I consider ‘EEEEEK’ a most suitable response to this matter. Glad nobody’s noticed about the writing thing… shhhhhh…

Angie: Proof that God was NOT a woman, I reckon?

beta mum: I have just had the image of spelling out words on the dressing table in tampax… like H E L P - no, the ‘P’ would be too tricky. Um… T E A… yes, that would work marvellously. Coolio.

9. JJ - June 30, 2007

Oh my god, owwwwuuuch.

10. Zinnia Cyclamen - June 30, 2007

Simply reading about it is fairly eye-watering. Thank goodness I’m allergic to perfume. However, I do vividly remember a time when I hadn’t washed my hands thoroughly enough after chopping some chillies…

11. Caroline - July 1, 2007

Oh my! Oh my! Owwwwwwwwwww.

12. Jen - July 1, 2007

JJ: Yes.

Zinnia: Chillies are evil - just a shame they make so many dishes so totally yumbo!

Caroline: Bloody hormones.

13. hesitantscribe - July 1, 2007

Oh jeez! ouch ouch ouch and ouch again! but what an awesome discovery!

14. Rebecca James - July 2, 2007

I’ll take note of that, Thanks! When you have the tendency, like me, to rummage in your messy, over-packed bag and have bits and pieces flying everywhere (including an odd tampax or two) it would only add to the shame to have a big, wet, swollen, perfume-scented tampon fly out onto the floor, wouldn’t it!??

Glad I stopped by!

15. Jen - July 2, 2007

Lisa: Awesome but awful!

Rebecca: Crumbs, you make it sound like a scene from a film, cool! Your bag is obviously just like mine with all sorts of embarrassments catapulting out all over the place :(