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Of Mundane Mumblings May 8, 2008

Posted by Jen in : Domestic Doings, Journal , 20 comments

Dear Blog,

I’ve been neglecting you. You sat there, despondent, empty, waiting for my input and there was none. Zilch. Bugger all.

Soz.

I’ve been busy, Blog. I’ve cluttered up the new house with things I’ll never need and can’t find the essentials. My lady’s bathroom accoutrements are missing; I now go by the name of Olga and have been asked sweetly by lovely bf whether I will be taking up shot putting.

I have ripped brambles out of the garden with my bare hands and resemble a murder with cuts and bruises everywhere.

I have tried to catch up with my photography course. Mission, should you wish to accept it: Message in a Bottle.

Yes, I really feel you’ve found your level in academia,’ smiles lovely bf as I stumble about madly, clutching camera and half-empty wine bottle.

I’ve also had another birthday and have that sinking feeling that, during this last year of my 30s, I should be achieve something in the next 360 days.

But still, the sun’s shining and the swallows are a-swooping. What better day to start my shot putting career. I’ve got the frowning and grunting part mastered so far…